Twatwaffle

Introducing the golden rule of sass: “Don’t Be a Twatwaffle” — now available in T-shirt form for those who prefer their life advice with a side of sarcasm and glittering profanity. Whether you're warding off office Karens, in-law invasions, or just making sure the barista knows you're not here for decaf, this shirt does the talking so you don't have to.

Perfect for family dinners, church picnics, or court appearances (just kidding, maybe), it’s classy, crass, and unapologetically gold. Warning: May cause excessive nods of approval or offended gasps. Either way, you win.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!