Profanity: Plan A

Sometimes deep breaths just don't cut it. Introducing the “Maybe Swearing Will Help” tee – for those days when your filter is broken and your patience is on backorder.

Whether you're stuck in traffic, dealing with Karen at the register, or just existing before coffee, this shirt says what you're thinking... loudly and unapologetically.

Perfect for:
Stress relief in public
Passive-aggressive Zoom meetings
Letting everyone know it's not your day

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!