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Piss Excellence
Piss Excellence
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$19.99 USD
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$19.99 USD
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Wake up. Stretch. Pee greatness.
This tee is for legends only—the kind of people who don’t roll out of bed, they rise like a bald eagle in a Bud Light commercial. Whether you're dominating your morning coffee or just surviving another family BBQ, let the world know that mediocrity is for Mondays and you? You piss excellence.
🇺🇸 Red, White & Rude
💥 Soft enough to sleep in, bold enough to get side-eyed at the grocery store
🔥 Not FDA-approved, but definitely freedom-certified
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This tee is for legends only—the kind of people who don’t roll out of bed, they rise like a bald eagle in a Bud Light commercial. Whether you're dominating your morning coffee or just surviving another family BBQ, let the world know that mediocrity is for Mondays and you? You piss excellence.
🇺🇸 Red, White & Rude
💥 Soft enough to sleep in, bold enough to get side-eyed at the grocery store
🔥 Not FDA-approved, but definitely freedom-certified
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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