Patient

Sometimes you just need a shirt that says, “I’m complex, and also potentially dangerous.” This tee is for the unapologetically unique, the socially misunderstood, and anyone who enjoys watching people slowly back away in Target. Printed in bold letters so there’s no confusion, this shirt delivers equal parts chaos and comedy.
Warning: May cause awkward silence, nervous laughter, or immediate personal space.
Perfect for family dinners, TSA checkpoints, or first dates.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!