My Girlfriend Beats Me

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Sure, she beats me...
At Mario Kart, bowling, fantasy football, trivia night, and just about everything else. This shirt is for all the guys who can admit they’ve been outplayed—and still go home with the real trophy. Soft, comfortable, and 100% less painful than actually losing (again).

Perfect for:
✔ Game night losers
✔ Husbands with a sense of humor
✔ Anyone brave enough to wear it in public

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!