For those who like their beverages carbonated and their intentions crystal clear — this tee is the thirst trap of soft drink parodies. Whether you're scaling new peaks or just hoping someone takes the hint, "Mount and Do Me" says what your Tinder bio wishes it could. Bold. Sugary. Inappropriate in every setting except maybe a tailgate. Hydrate responsibly.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
