Motor Boatin' SOB

You know the rules: never leave a boatin’ party sober, never let a pontoon pass without a wave, and never—EVER—forget the immortal words of Wedding Crashers: “Motorboatin’, son of a bitch!”
This shirt isn’t just for the boat captains—it’s for the legends who rock the lake like it’s a private yacht club. Whether you’re doing laps around the dock, flipping burgers on the pontoon grill, or just shoutin’ “Ma, the meatloaf!” from the bow, this tee is a hilarious tribute to everyone’s favorite nautical nonsense.

So, pop that life vest, crack a cold one, and remember: if you ain’t motorboatin’, what are you even doing with your life?

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hemr Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!