For those who sip energy drinks like it’s overcompensation season—this shirt screams “caffeine in the streets, disappointment in the sheets.” Whether you're hitting the gym or just trying to out-chug your insecurities, this tee is here to provide all the self-roast energy you didn’t know you needed. Bold, brutally honest, and a little too relatable. Warning: may cause awkward stares and nervous laughter at gas stations.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
