“Chaos First, Questions Later”

Price
$19.99 (Buy 2 or more, get 15% off – discount applied at checkout)

Description

This shirt is perfect for anyone whose life motto is “chaos first, questions later.” Featuring a wide-eyed raccoon gripping a crowbar in one paw and a bottle of booze in the other, this troublemaker is here to whisper, “Let’s make it worse.”

Wear it proudly whenever you’re ready to turn a minor inconvenience into a legendary disaster. Soft, durable, and built to survive all your misadventures.

Features

Made from 100% cotton, with Sport Grey at 90% cotton and 10% polyester, Ash Grey at 99% cotton and 1% polyester, and Heather colors at 50% cotton and 50% polyester. The fabric weight is 5.0–5.3 oz/yd², using open-end yarn and tubular construction for comfort. Taped neck and shoulders ensure a lasting fit, while double stitching at the sleeves and hem add durability. The shirts are preshrunk, printed in the USA, and machine washable.

Size Guide

XS – Chest 31–34 in, Length 27 in
S – Chest 34–37 in, Length 28 in
M – Chest 38–41 in, Length 29 in
L – Chest 42–45 in, Length 30 in
XL – Chest 46–49 in, Length 31 in
2XL – Chest 50–53 in, Length 32 in
3XL – Chest 54–57 in, Length 33 in

Shipping & Returns

Orders ship within 2–4 business days from Oregon. Standard delivery within the United States typically arrives in 3–7 business days. Returns are free within 30 days for unworn items.

Bundle & Save

Buy 2 or more shirts and get 15% off automatically at checkout.