Gen X

Introducing the official uniform of latchkey legends everywhere! Our "Gen X – Raised on Hose Water and Neglect" tee pays homage to the generation that survived without sunscreen, cell phones, or constant supervision. Hydrated by garden hoses and hardened by indifference, this shirt is your badge of honor for surviving the wild world of the '70s, '80s, and early '90s.

Wear it loud, wear it proud, and remind the world: no bike helmet, no problem.

Perfect for:
Backyard BBQs
Sarcastic reunions
Passive-aggressive PTA meetings
Warning: May trigger nostalgia and unsolicited stories about rotary phones.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!