First Responders Series - Stop Screaming

Let’s be real—just because you’re wearing the uniform doesn’t mean you don’t feel the heat! This shirt is for every first responder who’s ever been thrown into the chaos and thought, “What the hell did I sign up for?”

Featuring a bold, distressed design with a medic, firefighter, and cop all looking like they’re just as freaked out as you are, this tee is perfect for paramedics, EMTs, firefighters, and anyone who has ever thought, “Maybe I should’ve become a florist.”

Wear it under your bunker gear, your uniform, or just when you’re off-duty, getting weird looks at the grocery store. It’s the perfect mix of dark humor, real talk, and solidarity for those who run toward the danger (even if they’re sweating a little while doing it).

Bonus: May cause nervous laughter and high-fives from fellow responders.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!