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Dad Tax
Dad Tax
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$19.99 USD
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$19.99 USD
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Introducing the official uniform of snack surveillance: the "Dad Tax" Tee.
Perfect for the fatherly figure who bravely bites the first fry, sips the suspicious milkshake, and heroically sacrifices his waistline for the safety of the children. Whether it's fries, cookies, or ice cream—nothing gets past his taste test... for your safety, of course.
Because being a dad means never saying you're hungry—just responsible.
Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause involuntary snack theft and eye rolls from teenagers.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Perfect for the fatherly figure who bravely bites the first fry, sips the suspicious milkshake, and heroically sacrifices his waistline for the safety of the children. Whether it's fries, cookies, or ice cream—nothing gets past his taste test... for your safety, of course.
Because being a dad means never saying you're hungry—just responsible.
Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause involuntary snack theft and eye rolls from teenagers.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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