Couch

🛋️ Sleeper Sofa, Certified Non-Sleeper 🛌
This shirt is perfect for anyone who’s got commitment issues… with their furniture. Featuring a cheeky line that says what your grandma’s couch never could, this tee will get laughs faster than your pull-out game falters. Great for parties, bad decisions, or awkward family dinners!

Wear it proudly. Just don’t wear it to a baby shower.

👕 100% Cotton
💥 100% Honesty
🔥 Pulls attention better than your couch pulls out

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!