First Responder Series- Certified Kitty Rescuer

Sound the alarm—this shirt is packing more heat than a five-alarm chili cookoff in Satan’s sauna. “I’m Here to Save Your Kitty” isn’t just a bold statement—it’s a lifestyle. Whether your feline’s in a tree or just needs some tender loving extinguishing, this fire-hardened skull daddy is locked, loaded, and ready to slide down your pole of expectations.

Drenched in machismo, dripping with double meaning, and legally required to carry a warning label in 13 states, this tee is for the brave, the bold, and the blissfully inappropriate. Guaranteed to offend your neighbor, your HR rep, and probably your cat.

Throw it on. Crank up the sirens. And let everyone know… your hose isn’t just for putting out fires. ???

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!