CandyVan

For those who believe in safety first, even when it comes to shady white vans. This shirt is a hilarious PSA in the form of sarcasm, perfect for anyone who loves dark humor and isn’t afraid to rock a little edgy wisdom.

Let’s be real—stranger danger is real, but so is a free Snickers bar. This tee keeps it casual, with bold distressed letters that let everyone know: you’re street smart, but not so smart you’d turn down some damn candy.

Wear it to awkward family gatherings, backyard BBQs, or any time you want to make your neighbors slightly uncomfortable.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!